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YOU ARE THE MEMBERS OF FEDORA TEAM ALPHA. Your mission is to debate fundies, deal with memes both friendly and deadly, and dunk noobs by any means necessary. COMMANDER SAGAN has vanished in the strange memetic plane known as THE FRIENDZONE, leaving you to fend for yourselves while he finds his way back.

In this free tabletop adventure, you can join up with your friends to pwn fundies, fend off NSA agents, summon Mecha Dawkins, save the Tesla factory from certain destruction, or work together to accomplish countless other brave acts of bravery. The free-form gameplay, based on John Harper’s “Lasers & Feelings" RPG, moves quickly with minimal bookkeeping and is easy to learn on the spot—the rules document is only two pages long.

So, what are you waiting for? Are you brave enough? Here is what you will need (besides players):

  • The Rules (version 0.5)
  • If online: a virttual tabletop app such as Roll20
  • If offline: pencils, paper and some 6- or 8-sided dice (or equivalent app)
  • If you want to go the extra mile, you can print out cards to view your characters’ traits at a glance. (template - example)

Good luck, brave friends! You’ll need it— if Mitt Romney is able to capture the Taco Bell Headquarters, all is lost!

Comments? Questions? Shoot us an e-mail! Or spam the shit out of /u/dhamster’s twitter account (@dhamstr) until you get a response.